Saturday, June 2, 2012

Saturday Humor - Don't Drink & Drive


DON'T DRINK & DRIVE (William H. Stoneman)

I would like to share an experience with you all about drinking and driving.  As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social  session over the years. 

A couple of nights ago, I was out  for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many rather nice wines.    

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the  limit, I did something I've never done before -- I took  a bus home.    

Sure enough, I passed a police roadblock.  But since it was a bus, they waved it past.  I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it!

Have a great day and thanks for stopping by Almost Heaven South.

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Larry

11 comments:

  1. Good one Larry (and Bill). You had me going there for a minute.
    Sam

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  2. I read through this twice before I caught the punchline!

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  3. As the kids say... ROFLOL

    Good enough for me to steal

    Dave

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  4. Larry. In that same vain. I had had a few too many and was stopped by a lady trooper. She said any thing i said could and would be held against me. I SAID TITS.....

    M

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  5. I really took the bait :-). You have an absolutely wicked sense of humor. I love it. Have a great day. Blessings...Mary

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