A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black
and blue.
Doctor:
"What happened?"
Woman:
"Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk
he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor:
"I have a real good medicine for that.. When your husband comes home
drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle
and gargle."
Two weeks
later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman:
"Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk,
I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"
Doctor:
"You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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Larry
That's a great one!!
ReplyDeleteThat is a good one Larry and also very good advice.
ReplyDeleteSam
did not see that one coming - have a great Labor Day weekend to the both of you...
ReplyDeleteAs someone who HAS been beaten by an abusive ex, I found this to be very distasteful. It's not a woman's fault that she's been beaten up by a worthless pig.
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