Saturday, May 26, 2012

Saturday Humor - Older Man

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful voluptuous young woman at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.' The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.

Come Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. 'There's no money in that account.' 'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my weekend!'

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  1. Ha!

    I think this is the blogger get together weekend isn't it? I hope you all have a wonderful time.

    I wish we could have been there, but with my father-in-laws health, we are on a day-by-day basis right now.

  2. cannot wait to retell this one....

  3. I always get a chuckle on Saturday. Have a great holiday weekend Larry.

  4. Oh my gosh, Larry. I just laughed so hard I almost woke up the kids.


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