Saturday, May 19, 2012

Saturday Humor - Deer Camp


Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Rocky's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Rocky's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rocky sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Do what ever you want."

So, Here I am…

Remember the chili powder giveaway.

Have a great day and thanks for stopping by Almost Heaven South.



Larry

4 comments:

  1. Tee hee! Guess he's still there! You and Bev have a great weekend, Larry!

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  2. This made me laugh...No doubt he did not return home.

    A garden question for you-When my tomatoes start to ripen on the vine, they are rotting at the same time is this what they call blossom rot? Has this happened to you?

    Have a great weekend.
    Velva

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