..and
God said...
God
said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me."
Adam
said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God
said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam
said, "What's a valley?"
God
explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river."
Adam
said, "What's a river?"
God
explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill...."
Adam
said, "What is a hill?"
So,
God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of
the hill you will find a cave."
Adam
said, 'What's a cave?'
After
God explained, He said, "In the cave you will find a woman."
Adam
said, "What's a woman?'
So
God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce."
Adam
said, "How do I do that?"
God
first said (under His breath), "Geez....."
And
then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.
So,
Adam goes down into the valley, across
the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
Then,
in about five minutes, he was back.
God,
His patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"
And
Adam said.... *
(YOU'RE
GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!!!!)*
"What's
a headache?"
Have
a great day and thanks for stopping by Almost Heaven South.
Larry
You always make me smile...thanks for the chuckle.
ReplyDeleteHi There, I'm back after a big birthday week. Trying to catch up a little on my blogging.
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA ---love that joke!!!!! Oh how women get accused of having a headache!!!!! Love it.
Hugs,
Betsy
HA! And f you believe God is a man or a woman, would depend on what the answer to that last questions would be.
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteLOL....hubby loved that one!
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