My buddy Joe sent this to me and while it's just a little
off color, it's too funny not to post. I also know why the guy refused to answer his wife's questions - I read the joke, mind you, to the ladies and was instantly sucked in to a debate with Bev and Madison - I quickly changed the subject as they refused to take "it was a joke" for an answer.
What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."I rest my case.Time for another beer.
I couldn't help but smile when you got to the joke. This is Meakin's current favorite story. We've been away for a couple of days and he's had a whole new audience. I enjoy watching him tell this, because he really gets on a roll with it.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was a good one.
Sam
I always pass your Saturday humor on to my husband so he can share them with his deep thinking friends. :)
ReplyDeleteToo funny. Jim cracked up when I read it to him.
ReplyDeleteChuckling here!!
ReplyDeleteLarry, Ouch! Take Care, Dave
ReplyDeleteFunny, funny!
ReplyDeleteThat's why my husband always says "nothing" when I ask him what he is thinking (smile).
ReplyDeleteHe has a point...but I'm a guy!!
ReplyDeleteLOL, love it. And I must say, he makes a good point.
ReplyDeleteGood point!
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