G. W. Bush was very depressed that people were saying he
is stupid. So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says, "Now
George, what you need to do is to surround yourself with smart people. Let me
show you."
She conference calls Tony Blair in and asks, "Tony,
your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is
it?"
Tony Blair replies, "It's me!" and hangs up.
G.W. Bush then calls Dick Cheney and says, "Dick,
your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is
it?"
And Cheney says, "Wow, that's a tough one. Let me
get back to you."
So Cheney calls Colin Powell and says, "Colin, your
parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is
it?"
And Colin Powell says, "It's me!"
So Cheney calls Bush and says, "It's Colin
Powell."
And Bush says, "No, you idiot! It's Tony
Blair!"
Have a great day and thanks for stopping by Almost Heaven
South.
Larry
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