Sunday, January 30, 2011

Dirty Ole Man Joke

A friend sent this to me and if I didn’t know it was a joke, I would have thought it was written by this dirty old man.

“I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Most of us old guys are helpful like that.”

Have a great day and thanks for visiting Almost Heaven South.

Larry

6 comments:

  1. You old guys sure know how to make a gal laugh :-). Have a great day, Larry. Blessings...Mary

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  2. Like you would ever see anything like that at a Walmart! Dreaming,semen men.

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  3. HA HA HA ---my hubby would probably say exactly what the old man said... Old men love looking at 'purdy young thangs'---just as much as old women love to look at those young handsome hunks...

    Hope you had a good weekend.
    Betsy

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  4. Funny! And I agree with Betsy From Tennessee!

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  5. LOL thanks for the chuckle. :)

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  6. This made me laugh, I will have to share it with my dad, it seems to be a joke he would get a chuckle out of, in fact he may have even made this one up!

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