I lifted this from the web and got a good chuckle.
Two hillbillies walk into a
restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine
operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?' The
woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to
turn blue, and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts
up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a
lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and
the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the
Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd
of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
Have a great day and thanks for stopping by Almost Heaven
South.
Larry
hilarious!
ReplyDeleteGood one, I may have to borrow that one.
ReplyDeleteFunny!
ReplyDeleteThat picture is disturbing.....as in banjo music playing disturbing, lol.
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