The only cow
in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk.
The town
folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply so they brought the
cow from Scotland.
It was
wonderful, produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought
a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry
about their milk supply again.
They put the
bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow,
the cow would move away.
No matter
what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he was
never able to do the deed.
The people
were very upset and decided to go to the Vet, who was very wise, tell him what
was happening and ask his advice.
"Whenever
the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the
back, she moves forward.
When he
approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts from the one side,
she walks away to the other side."
The vet
rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking,
"Did
you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland?"
The people
were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow
over from Scotland.
"You
are truly a wise vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow
from Scotland?
The vet
replied with a distant look in his eye:
"My
wife is from Scotland."
Two years ago: A Very Berry Breakfast
Larry
Oh Larry, your have me laughing - especially as I am 1/4 Irish and about the same amount Scottish! Not sure how my 1/16th Ukraine part should react!!!
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry. :)
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ReplyDeleteso bad! but funny
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