Sunday, December 7, 2014

Humor - Why Beer Is Good For You

I'd never heard this explained so well prior to Cliff Claven's version.

"Well you see, Norm, it’s like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

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  1. That makes perfect sense to me and I'll drink to that!

  2. Absolutely makes sense to me!

  3. This is the most reasonable explanation I've heard yet.

  4. Couldn't have said it better myself! lol Cheers!

  5. So maybe I ought to have indulged in my future son-in-law's beer, and been smarter for the rest of the weekend? Nah. I'll still take my extra calories in chocolate.

  6. Wiser words have never been spoken!


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