Saturday, December 22, 2012

Saturday Humor - With Age Comes Wisdom

Since we made it thru the end of the world, I thought I'd post a funny.

An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" She calls their father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper. DO YOU HEAR ME?” She hangs up the phone.

The old man turns to his wife and says, "Okay, they’re both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."
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  1. That's a great way to get them to pay their way home. Funny one Larry.

    Merry Christmas to you and your family.

  2. Didn't see that coming....thanks for the chuckle!

  3. So funny with an unexpected ending. Thanks for the chuckle Larry.
    Merry Christmas to you and Bev.Glad we made it past the end of the world! :)

  4. Funny Larry. Merry Christmas to you and Bev.

  5. LOL about this 'funny' tonight, Larry! We'll be driving through Tennessee tomorrow on our way back to the frigid Midwest! I'll wave to ya! Merry Christmas to Bev and you!!!

  6. We seniors can be pretty crafty at times. This is a great story.
    I hope you and Bev have a very Merry Christmas.


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