Dave
from Big Daddy Dave's sent this to me.
An
old man wanted to plant a tomato garden, but it was difficult work as the
ground was hard. His only son, Vincent,
who used to help him was in prison. The
old man wrote a letter to his son:
Dear
Vincent,
I am
feeling sad because I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm too old already. I know if you were here, you would happily
dig the plot for me like in the old days.
Love
~ Papa
A
few days later, he received a letter from his son:
Dear
Papa,
Don't
dig up that garden. That's where the
bodies are buried.
Love
~ Vinnie
At 4
am the next morning, FBI agents and police arrived and dug up the entire area,
without finding any bodies. They
apologized to the old man and left.
That
day, he received another letter from his son:
Dear
Papa,
Go
ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's
the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love
you ~ Vinnie
Buyers
Beware
I
hate to go shopping, so the advent of on-line buying, especially with Amazon,
works perfectly for me - I joined their "prime" to be able to afford
the shipping. But what I really like is
the customer reviews I can find on "the net" about most things and especially the TV
advertised items. After seeing it on TV this morning, advertised by Tim Allen's "Home Improvement" sidekick, I was considering a
"Pocket Hose", as Bev uses them a lot in the summer.
I went to Amazon to check there price and noticed it had several customer reviews and I didn't have to read
many before deciding to save my money.
This is not to say there are not good products being advertised but
rather to suggest taking the time to do a little research before buying these
and other products, especially those that sound too good to be true.
While typing this, the "Wax Vac" was advertised - check it the reviews.
While typing this, the "Wax Vac" was advertised - check it the reviews.
Have
a great day and thanks for stopping by Almost Heaven South.
Larry
Love that Saturday humor!
ReplyDeleteYour puppy is adorable! Love what you've done with your patio! Can't wait to see the entire finished product!
ReplyDeleteLove the joke too! Hahaha!!!