Saturday, April 7, 2012

Saturday Humor - Road Rage

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. 

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.' I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School ' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car.'

Have a great day and thanks for stopping by Almost Heaven South.

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  1. This is excellent - it has put a huge smile on my face!

  2. Big smiles - I just might know that lady.

  3. I chucked at this too however it is extremely unfortunate that there is a shade of truth here. I hope you have a wonderful Easter holiday!

    John and Ellen

  4. most humorous post for the Holy weekend... and a sad commentary on our society... Hope all of you have a wonderful weekend...

  5. lol Good one Larry! Thanks for the laugh. :)

  6. Goes to show you :-). Thanks for getting my weekend off to a great start. I hope you and Bev have a wonderful Easter holiday. Blessings...Mary

  7. Thanks for sharing this great story with us. I hope you're having a great Easter weekend.


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