I'd never heard this explained so well prior to Cliff Claven's version.
"Well you see, Norm, it’s like this . . . A herd of
buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is
hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of
the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol
kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that,
Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
Have
a great day and thanks for stopping by Almost Heaven South.
Larry
That makes perfect sense to me and I'll drink to that!
ReplyDeleteMakes perfect sense to me too.
ReplyDeleteSam
That is so true and we do believe it.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely makes sense to me!
ReplyDeleteThis is the most reasonable explanation I've heard yet.
ReplyDeleteI will buy that!
ReplyDeleteCouldn't have said it better myself! lol Cheers!
ReplyDeleteSo maybe I ought to have indulged in my future son-in-law's beer, and been smarter for the rest of the weekend? Nah. I'll still take my extra calories in chocolate.
ReplyDeleteWiser words have never been spoken!
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