Saturday, August 31, 2013

Saturday Humor - Men Are Deep Thinkers

My buddy Joe sent this to me and while it's just a little off color, it's too funny not to post.  I also know why the guy refused to answer his wife's questions - I read the joke, mind you, to the ladies and was instantly sucked in to a debate with Bev and Madison - I quickly changed the subject as they refused to take "it was a joke" for an answer.


What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.  The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'.  The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'.  At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?  Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.  Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer.





10 comments:

  1. I couldn't help but smile when you got to the joke. This is Meakin's current favorite story. We've been away for a couple of days and he's had a whole new audience. I enjoy watching him tell this, because he really gets on a roll with it.

    I thought it was a good one.
    Sam

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  2. I always pass your Saturday humor on to my husband so he can share them with his deep thinking friends. :)

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  3. Too funny. Jim cracked up when I read it to him.

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  4. Larry, Ouch! Take Care, Dave

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  5. That's why my husband always says "nothing" when I ask him what he is thinking (smile).

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  6. LOL, love it. And I must say, he makes a good point.

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