Saturday, August 18, 2012

SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES (That Really Work!)


1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU SLICE.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.


4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED  ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE ~ WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Have a great day and thanks for stopping by Almost Heaven South.


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Larry

9 comments:

  1. Why do I love the high blood pressure tip. Too Funny.

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  2. Thanks for sharing these great tips. I'll keep them in mind!

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  3. Dear Larry, These were great!! Thanks for the laughs and smiles. Blessings, Catherine

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  4. I had to chuckle at your comment on my last post too :) Love the duct tape and WD40 tip - so true!

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  5. Sage advice. The laxatives, hilarious.

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  6. These are cracking me up Larry!

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  7. Too Kool fro School. I love them all.

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  8. You forgot one: If it can't be fixed with duct tape and baling wire, it's not worth fixing!

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