Scottish Gold Course Sign
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4 . AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS AND GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.
This is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland:
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
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Larry
Can't wait for Meakin to read this. He sits with a group of golfers at our Saturday morning coffee get-together at the pool and they'll love this one.
ReplyDeleteHope you and Bev have a great weekend Larry.
Sam
I don't know where you find these things but I'm awfully glad you do. This was hilarious and a great read to start the day. Have a wonderful weekend. Blessings...Mary
ReplyDeleteSince I come from a family of golfers they'll love this one! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteHave a great one!
Devilishly clever!
ReplyDeleteI need to put this up at work - we men tend to putter around and miss our shots, in the stalls as well as on the course...
ReplyDeleteOhhh weird new comment interface here on blogger. Guess it changed this week.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, back to my comment. Hilarious post. Aim steady boys!